Spoiler Alert
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Sausages:
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hello bubela
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u there?
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Beer:
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yes, sexshy
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here i am
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so, how’s the world of sausages?
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Sausages:
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nice.
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all in all a good start to the week then
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Beer:
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yeah, not bad
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i can’t believe it’s motherfucking 1030 already
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jesus shit
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Sausages:
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i know. so much to do still. dang it
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oh i’ve been trying the shield
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3.5 episodes in. its really shit
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dont think i can commit
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Beer:
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oh. we cannot be friends
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that’s it. we absolutely cannot
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Sausages:
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acting shoddy, sets even worse
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but.. i love you
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i do like the bad cop premise
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Beer:
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are you watching the right show?
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Sausages:
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the sield?
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Beer:
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i don’t recognise the shoddy acting
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Sausages:
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um, unless you gave me the wrong disc
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haha
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maybe it gets better?
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Beer:
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did you start with episode 1?
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what happened at the end of episode 1
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Sausages:
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um, he killed a cop
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said it was the drug dealer dude
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Beer:
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and that didn’t make you go “oh my fucking god, what is this show?”
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Sausages:
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it made my go OMG i will ahve to watch episode 2
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Beer:
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were you doing anything else while watching it?
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i’m worried
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Sausages:
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why?
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Beer:
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i don’t know how you can’t like it
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i think you need to watch all of the first 3 seasons
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Sausages:
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you know how just either like a series or don’t
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Beer:
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and then get back to me
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Sausages:
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i wil plod through the 1st and see how i feel
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Beer:
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i refuse to accept it
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it’s my favourite cop show ever
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EVER
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Sausages:
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really?
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Beer:
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really
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Sausages:
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ohdear
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Beer:
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it’s fucking genius
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Sausages:
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why?
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i dont see it yet
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the actors are b grade
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really bad
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but i’m open minded
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Beer:
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ok, here’s the thing. the acting is amazing. it’s some of the most realistic i’ve seen
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Sausages:
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i will try harder
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haha. i’m going to shoot yo in the face
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Beer:
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it’s not bullshit CSI melodrama
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Beer:
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it’s people not knowing what to say. not knowing how to handle a situation
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Sausages:
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this bullshit episode with holding a basketball player hostage in a room??
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bollocks
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Beer:
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it’s about people always being in over their head and trying desperately to tread water
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but before you get to that you have a tv series where everything is important. there are no inconsistencies in plot. everything is used. everything is revisited. attention must be paid because a throwaway comment in one scene is going to get you killed in another
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there are themes about self-denial, self-hatred, self-harm
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these are things we haven’t seen in any other series
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Sausages:
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the plot is not believable
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this is mostly the trouble i have
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but maybe it gets better
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Beer:
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i think maybe it’s not the plot that’s not believable but you haven’t yet fallen completely into the world
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it’s not our world
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and it’s not the world of any other cop show we’ve ever seen
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Sausages:
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its not?
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what is our world? melbourne?
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Beer:
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if it was science fiction you’d fall right into it
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our world is not the most violent part of a horribly violent LA
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it’s not the gang-bangers and the downtrodden
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it’s not the world of kill or be killed, of do anything to survive
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if it was set in the vietnam war you wouldn’t have any problem with believing what they do
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Sausages:
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i’m just not getting it
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thats all
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Beer:
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pretend it’s the vietnam war
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Sausages:
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i’ve watched cop shows, but if the acting is crappy and the relationships between characters is not believalbe
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i have a problem
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Beer:
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oh, you have a problem, alright
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your problem is that we cannot be friends anymore
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that’s your problem
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Sausages:
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i dont remember falling apart when you called ND shit
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so keep it together sister!
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Beer:
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dude, that’s just a movie
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Sausages:
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grr..
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Beer:
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i’m serious about the shield
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Sausages:
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i expect more from yo
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aim higher
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Beer:
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i just can’t see how the acting is in any way bad
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which characters are bad actors?
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i’m really traumatised by this
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i don’t think i can go to sleep
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Sausages:
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might i reccomend masturbation
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female cop is truly bad
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Beer:
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you’d like that, wouldn’t you?
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Sausages:
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yes i would
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Beer:
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if i came over and masturbated you
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Sausages:
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can’t see the main baldy is any good either
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Beer:
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oh, for fuck’s sake
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i think you need to speak to [name withheld]
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Sausages:
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theres too much melodrama between him and his boss
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and the idiot named dutch is a terrible actor
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Beer:
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because i can’t stay calm about this anymore
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Sausages:
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no thanks.
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she’ll cut me a new asshole
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Beer:
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oh dutch is fantastic
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dutch is everything i was talking about
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Sausages:
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dutch is a twat
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Beer:
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these are not confident people
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everybody on television is always so confident
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Sausages:
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clearly. these are not confident actors either
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Sausages:
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haha
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Beer:
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these are incredibly flawed characters who are trying to get through facing the worst shit in the world every day.
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maybe you just want to watch mad men
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la di da
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maybe you’re just not cut out for the strike team
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but you’ll be missing out
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Sausages:
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maybe. i will try a cpl more episodes. first drunk then stoned.
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i’m not giving up, just losing faith
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Beer:
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no. you need to watch it straight
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and alone
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Sausages:
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alone? as if there is s achoice
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Beer:
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don’t lose faith
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it’s all there
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Sausages:
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staring me in the face?
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Beer:
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yup
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you’ll get it
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Sausages:
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a dude with sperm in the fridge?
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ok.
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Beer:
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you just need to immerse yourself in it
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and thus we have a new blog post.
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