Sausages and Beer are two people with a shared goal.
WeBeer wants to make the world a better place by exposing the soft and cuddly underbelly of the rabid, in-bred pit-bulldachshund that is humanity.
Sausages wants to make the world a better place by not hating humankind and speaking absolute crap with a blatant and general lack of regard.
People can be all right, once you get to know them. Everyone is special if you ignore their flaws.
We do more than ignore people’s flaws. We ignore everything about them.
Refusal to acknowledge others is the true path to enlightenment.
Suck on that, Buddhahippies.
When Sausages met Beer
In the desolate dust bowl that is the outer metropolitan suburb of [REDACTED], two gentlemen were playing baseball. One was left field, the other centre field.
The game was long and uneventful. Our intrepid outfielders were becoming restless.
The restlessness was exacerbated when, seemingly out of nowhere, the smell of sausages cooking on a barbecue drifted across the wastelands of [REDACTED] and into the nostrils of our heroes.
Somebody said “sausages” and someone else said “and beer”. A third person said “what a great idea for a website, I’m going to register the domain and completely exclude you guys from…”
But the idea thief was silenced by a baseball hitting his temple. His corpse was benched, a new player came onto the field and Sausages and Beer, with no help from the rest of their team, won the game and the world was saved.
Directors’ Commentary
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Date: 23 June 2009 12:30:30 PM
From: Sausages
To: Beer
Re: About Page
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I'm not living the 'everyone is special' theme. Seems wanky.
Comes across as asshole-like. Is that the intent? Also, I love pit bulls. My ex had one and I loved it to bits. Let's use another anology (like inbred cousins or something?)
Let's also add a bit about where the name came from.
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Date: 23 June 2009 3:50:15 PM
From: Beer
To: Sausages
Re: About Page
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Hmmm... I don't understand. I love pitbulls too. I don't love rabid in-bred pitbulls. They can be nasty. We can change that to rottweillers or st bernards.
Also, are we trying to make this us or not necessarily us? Because telling people where the name came from doesn't even seem important to me if we're trying to somewhat hide our identities. Or do you mean make something up about where the name came from? I was just planning to make everything up. Build a philosophy and a mythology.
And I wouldn't say arseholish as much as misanthropic.
Also, I think this should go on the about page. This, right here. Our emails about the about page.
What do you think?
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Date: 23 June 2009 5:56:35 PM
From: Sausages
To: Beer
Re: About Page
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I love the idea of the about page being this email thread! Brilliant! Pitbulls have a bad image. They're inherently inbread, so let's choose another breed. Ankle biters are out, perhaps Rottweiler/Doberman ?
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Date: 23 June 2009 6:04:21 PM
From: Sausages
To: Beer
Re: About Page
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2 part message. Landscape iPhone typing is subseptible to accidental sends...anyway, my point:
I think of s&b as a place to:
Be anonymous
With blatant disregard, write about anything
A forum for speaking absolute crap
I do not hate humankind
About: How sausages and beer came around. Partial truth