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Sausages:

hello bubela

u there?

Beer:

yes, sexshy

here i am

so, how’s the world of sausages?

Sausages:

nice.

all in all a good start to the week then

Beer:

yeah, not bad

i can’t believe it’s motherfucking 1030 already

jesus shit

Sausages:

i know. so much to do still. dang it

oh i’ve been trying the shield

3.5 episodes in. its really shit

dont think i can commit

Beer:

oh. we cannot be friends

that’s [...]

Oh, we’re pathetic

Sausages has a job in a large corporation that should be nothing but fuel for blog posts about stupid people and their stupid procedures.
I deal with stupid people all the time and should have countless stories to fill a post here or there.
We live lives, we have experiences, we win baseball pennants, we support teams [...]

So apparently Michael Jackson is dead.

It hasn’t been widely reported in the media but one-time pop sensation and music video trailblazer, Michael Jackson, died last month, aged 50.
Sausages and I were both big fans of his work at an impressionable time in primary and early high school. His death hit us with a wave of nostalgia. The thing was, for [...]