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Sausages:

hello bubela

u there?

Beer:

yes, sexshy

here i am

so, how’s the world of sausages?

Sausages:

nice.

all in all a good start to the week then

Beer:

yeah, not bad

i can’t believe it’s motherfucking 1030 already

jesus shit

Sausages:

i know. so much to do still. dang it

oh i’ve been trying the shield

3.5 episodes in. its really shit

dont think i can commit

Beer:

oh. we cannot be friends

that’s [...]

Dolphins, fridges and washing machines.

I’m amazed how life can flip you from moments of surrealism, to doldrums of bland, uninspiring, uniform dullness.
It was only a week ago I spent time swimming with the fishes – in a good way. Snorkeling circles around coral reefs in Hawaii, we were joined by a pod of 25 dolphins swimming calmly below. [...]